Sweatshirt — “Half Human Half Coffee” Graphic Crewneck

This cozy crewneck wraps you in the kind of slow-morning comfort that feels like a warm mug between your hands. Soft, mid-weight cotton-poly fabric with a clean crew neckline and sturdy double-needle stitching holds up to repeated wear and wash. The front artwork reads “Half Human Half Coffee” in warm, retro-inspired tones that sit against a deep black background—playful, slightly cheeky, and instantly relatable for anyone who runs on caffeine. Wear it around the neighborhood café, on commute mornings, or layered for cool evenings. Subtle details—tubular knit construction for a smoother silhouette, ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and a tear-away label—make it feel thoughtfully made, not just printed. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean comfort you can feel good about.

This sweatshirt fits into a routine: throw it on with jeans and a reusable cup, share a laugh with the barista, or curl up with a book and the first sip. The design speaks to coffee-first days and late-night creative bursts, blending everyday practicality with a wink of personality.

Product features
- Mid-weight 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength
- Embroidered or printed decoration options (left/center chest, wrists) with DTF/DTG label printing
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

🧵WHEN CAN I EXPECT MY ORDER TO ARRIVE

- Shipping time averages between 3-7 days
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🧵NOTES

- All of our shirts are made-to-order. Because of this, we don't accept returns or exchanges unless your item is defective.
- However, please contact us with any issues you have with your order and we'll try to make it right.
- For cancellations, please contact us within 3 hours of your order

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean