Crewneck Sweatshirt — "You Can't Scare Me I Have Two Boys" Retro Mom Gift

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a warm, lived-in vibe — like the favorite layer you reach for on busy school mornings and late-night bedtime reroutes. The bold, distressed lettering reads “YOU CAN’T SCARE ME I HAVE TWO BOYS,” giving the piece personality and humor without shouting. Built from a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it feels substantial but breathable, with a classic cut that sits comfortably over tees and leggings. Thoughtful construction — tubular knit (no side seams), ribbed collar and cuffs, and double-needle stitching — keeps it durable through endless wash-and-wear. Small production details like DTF inner labels and optional embroidery placements let you personalize it, while OEKO-TEX dyes and responsibly sourced cotton speak to mindful, everyday wear.

Slip this sweatshirt on for carpool lines, playground duty, or slow Sunday mornings. The graphic’s playful, slightly vintage palette pops on the black fabric and pairs effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or pajama bottoms. It’s made for parents who want humor and honesty in the clothes they live in, designed to bridge comfort and personality during the messy, beautiful chaos of raising kids.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar, cuffs and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG main print; optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; complies with safety and flammability standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

🧵WHEN CAN I EXPECT MY ORDER TO ARRIVE

- Shipping time averages between 3-7 days
- We'll start working on your orders right away

🧵NOTES

- All of our shirts are made-to-order. Because of this, we don't accept returns or exchanges unless your item is defective.
- However, please contact us with any issues you have with your order and we'll try to make it right.
- For cancellations, please contact us within 3 hours of your order

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean