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Durable stitching and a tear-away label keep the focus on comfort, while responsibly sourced cotton and reliable printing methods mean this shirt will keep its shape and message wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crew neck with ribbed knit collar that stays elastic and retains shape\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, seam-free body for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Durable medium-weight cotton (180 g\/m²) that prints crisply and wears well\u003cbr\u003e- Twill shoulder tape and reinforced stitching to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and ethically sourced, Oeko-Tex–certified cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧵WHEN CAN I EXPECT MY ORDER TO ARRIVE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Shipping time averages between 3-7 days\u003cbr\u003e- We'll start working on your orders right away\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧵NOTES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- All of our shirts are made-to-order. Because of this, we don't accept returns or exchanges unless your item is defective.\u003cbr\u003e- However, please contact us with any issues you have with your order and we'll try to make it right.\u003cbr\u003e- For cancellations, please contact us within 3 hours of your order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not 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